The Yes Men Fix the World
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Normally we're not huge fans of the mindless accumulation of Stuff. But all proceeds from this stuff will go to support the Fix the World Outreach campaign.

THE YES MEN FIX THE WORLD Super Duper Deluxe DVD: $25.00
Ships with one copy of the fake NY Post!

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 Also Includes 1 Free Copy of The Yes Men Fix The World Preview Edition DVD

The Yes Men Fix the World contains 80+ minutes of extras, deleted scenes, outtakes, never before seen footage, and other assorted bells, whistles and doodads.

The flick:
A wickedly fun skewering of corporate greed, THE YES MEN FIX THE WORLD is the true story of two conscientious mischief-makers who pose as the representatives of companies they despise. In this wonderfully therapeutic film, Yes Men Andy Bichlbaum and Mike Bonanno impose cosmic (and comic) justice by any means necessary.
To a television audience of 300 million, Andy (posing as a Dow Chemical spokesman) announces that Dow will finally compensate the victims of the Bhopal disaster, causing the company�s stock to instantly plunge by $2 billion. At an oil industry conference, the Yes Men introduce a wonderful new Exxon miracle fuel made from the bodies of global warming losers.
THE YES MEN FIX THE WORLD �shines with a raw wit and originality� (Newsweek) as it fearlessly follows the twisted logic of corporate capitalism to its crazy conclusion, exposing the hilarious and awful absurdities of the economic system that ruthlessly rules the planet.

The super duper deluxe DVD:
Made by our good friends at Docurama, our deluxe bundle of subversion includes over 80 minutes of extra footage and other goodies, including: The Horribly Stupid Stunt: The Yes Men pose as the World Trade Organization in this legendary action; Deleted Scenes; Additional actions and videos; Theatrical Trailer; Filmmaker Biographies and more!

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Special "We're Screwed" Climate Edition of Murdoch's lurid NY Post tabloid!

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 On the eve of UN Climate Week in New York City, New Yorkers were "shocked" and "delighted" to find the normally reactionary NY Post telling the truth about climate change in it's signature tabloid style. With feature articles like, "Congress cops out on Climate," "Pentagon top brass warn: Act now, or pay later with 'lives,'" and "Flopenhagen: Will Things go Rotten in the State of Denmark," the latest climate science, including a largely ignored report by Mayor Bloomberg's office on New York City's vulnerability to climate catastrophe, was delivered to over 100,000 New Yorkers on September 21st, 2009. The real NY Post was not amused ( about climate change ). Especially useful for teachers whose students' eyes glaze over when discussing climate change.
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NYT "Dream Edition" -- All the News We Hope to Print

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 "Iraq War Ends", "Court Indicts Bush on High Treason Charge," and Times columnist Thomas J Friedman's surprising resignation letter were just a few of the strangely hopeful headlines that New Yorkers were stunned to read last November. In a stunt that made headlines across the world, over 100,000 copies of this "Special Edition" of the New York Times were handed out in Manhattan by hundreds of volunteers. Order now this great conversation piece for your coffee table, read it on the subway and raise eyebrows, or use it as highbrow kitty litter.
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The Yes Men (2004) - DVD...$20.00

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 With poker-faced impersonation as their weapon, and World Trade Organization officials as their target, the Yes Men pull off one bold prank after another in an effort to raise political consciousness. And when their outrageous stunts are actually swallowed, hook, line and sinker the Yes Men must up the satirical ante and push the art of public spectacle to hilarious new heights!
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The Yes Men (book)...$14.95

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 Not only do the Yes Men punk powerful corporations, and make films about it, they also write books (or, a book)! This book is the companion book to The Yes Men (2004), the United Artists documentary that followed Andy and Mike as they impersonated the World Trade Organization on TV and at business conferences around the world. Delighted to speak as the organization they oppose, Andy and Mike tried out every shock tactic they could think of for their unwitting audiences. Weirdly, the experts never noticed the joke and seemed to agree with every terrible idea they came up with. The book is richly illustrated in full color throughout, featuring photographs of Mike and Andy getting deeper and deeper into their assumed identities. Also liberally dispensed are many of the hilarious e-mail exchanges between the Yes Men and various officials and individuals around the world who have asked their advice on issues of world trade.

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The Yes Men Activity Book...$12.00

The Miller Gallery and The Feldman Gallery are pleased to announce our new Yes Men activity book and exhibition catalog, Keep It Slick: Infiltrating Capitalism with The Yes Men. The publication features essays, an interview, a poster, projects, full-color illustrations, and activity items including Build Your Own SurvivaBall, Make Your Own Press Passes, How Identity Correction Works, and How To Be A Yes Man. Contributors include John Byrne, Amy Goodman and Juan Gonzalez of Democracy Now!, Mack McFarland, Laura Sillars, Astria Suparak, and The Yes Men. Keep It Slick (2009), was created in connection with the touring survey exhibition and is published by Columbia College Chicago, Miller Gallery at Carnegie Mellon University, and Feldman Gallery at Pacific Northwest College of Art.

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The Yes Men Fix The World Movie Poster...$20.00

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The Yes Men Fix the World Film Poster...$20.00

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Limited edition Reggie ...$100.00

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 "It's people, it really is." Thus spoke Reggie, an Exxon janitor who died before his time as a result of cleaning up a toxic spill. A gentle man with a desire to see his legacy live on, Reggie donated his body to science, so that it would contribute to the beta version of Vivoleum, a new renewable fuel harvested from the abundant flesh of those felled by climate calamity. The product was debuted at GO-EXPO, Canada's largest oil conference, in 2007, to a rapt audience. Yet it was not until the video of the funerary observance was played, and the strange smell of burning Vivoleum wafted though the room, that some began to suspect that all was not well at GO-EXPO. "Vivoleum works in perfect synergy with the continued expansion of fossil fuel production," noted "Exxon rep" "Florian Osenberg" (Yes Man Mike Bonanno). "With more fossil fuels comes a greater chance of disaster, but that means more feedstock for Vivoleum. Fuel will continue to flow for those of us left."

20% binders and fillers, 80% recycled humans, 100% eco friendly . the energy of tomorrow is here today. Let Reggie be the candle at your next romantic dinner, your local climate change denier rally, or as stock in your bomb shelter. This limited edition Vivoleum candle is the perfect accoutrement to light up that special occasion.
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The Yes Men Tshirt...$20.00

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 Utterly Unique Used T-shirt!

If you buy one of these special edition shirts, you are helping The Yes Men, and fighting product "dumping" in the developing world! We bought used T's which were destined to be shipped to poor countries, where they would have been distributed at rock-bottom prices, helping kill indigenous clothing industries. So, we printed patches, sewed them over the old logo- and Voila! You not only get a shirt, you help save the world - just a wee bit. **Every shirt is different! Shirts pictured are examples, the shirt you order may be a different color and may or may not have stains or holes. Sizes are approximate.
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Survivaball: Couture for Climate Calamity. Extremely Limited Edition...$10,000.00

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 The one, the only, the infamous- the Survivaball. Your one-stop climate catastrophe survival suit is now available in a special "commoners" edition in limited quantities. Life and limb were risked in order to pillage a few balls from the super-secret sweat shops of corporate CEO's in order to offer it to those who will otherwise be wiped away by climate disaster. The X7 model features sustainable power generation, waste reclassification, temperature modulation, advanced weapons systems, social aggregation capabilities, and more. Can be used against the impending doom of flood, monsoon, famine, heat, snow, rising sea levels, traffic, your neighbor's angry dog, the creepy guy at work who always hits on you, syphillis, and in-laws. Also makes for a great party costume! Rest assured hanging in our balls will keep you safe for the future. Survival is sexy!
Ships in January after used in major climate offensive at December Climate Treaty in Copenhagen. May come with slight battle scars.
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VIVOLEUM: ENERGY SOLUTION FOR A NEW ERA

The National Petroleum Council (NPC) was wowed by an innovative new approach to sustainable energy proposed by ExxonMobil.

During GO-EXPO, Canada's largest oil conference, held at Stampede Park in Calgary, Alberta, an ExxonMobil representative unveiled VIVOLEUM.

The oilmen listened to the lecture with attention, and then lit "commemorative candles" made of Vivoleum obtained from the flesh of an "Exxon janitor" who died as a result of cleaning up a toxic spill.

The representative explained: "Without oil we could no longer produce or transport food, and most of humanity would starve. That would be a tragedy, but at least all those bodies could be turned into fuel for the rest of us."

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