The Yes Men Fix the World
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LIMITED-EDITION DVD GIFT PACK OF THE YES MEN FIX THE WORLD (2009)!
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 Whether you've already seen the film and are jonesing for a second fix, or haven't because the multiplex nearest you wouldn't play it, be the first on your block to get hold of our special limited-edition preview DVD! You'll get the DVD in a simple package, a dream-edition New York Times, and a fake New York Post ("We're Screwed").

P.S. The film is still playing in a bunch of great independent cinemas around the country - please help spread the word if it's playing near you.

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THE YES MEN FIX THE WORLD is a screwball true story about two gonzo political activists who, posing as top executives of giant corporations, lie their way into big business conferences and pull off the world's most outrageous pranks. From New Orleans to India to New York City, armed with little more than cheap thrift-store suits, the Yes Men squeeze raucous comedy out of all the ways that corporate greed is destroying the planet. Brüno meets Michael Moore in this gut-busting wake-up call that proves a little imagination can go a long way towards vanquishing the Cult of Greed. Who knew fixing the world could be so much fun?

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Special "We're Screwed" Climate Edition of Murdoch's lurid NY Post tabloid!

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 On the eve of UN Climate Week in New York City, New Yorkers were "shocked" and "delighted" to find the normally reactionary NY Post telling the truth about climate change in it's signature tabloid style. With feature articles like, "Congress cops out on Climate," "Pentagon top brass warn: Act now, or pay later with 'lives,'" and "Flopenhagen: Will Things go Rotten in the State of Denmark," the latest climate science, including a largely ignored report by Mayor Bloomberg's office on New York City's vulnerability to climate catastrophe, was delivered to over 100,000 New Yorkers on September 21st, 2009. The real NY Post was not amused ( about climate change ). Especially useful for teachers whose students' eyes glaze over when discussing climate change.
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NYT "Dream Edition" -- All the News We Hope to Print

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 "Iraq War Ends", "Court Indicts Bush on High Treason Charge," and Times columnist Thomas J Friedman's surprising resignation letter were just a few of the strangely hopeful headlines that New Yorkers were stunned to read last November. In a stunt that made headlines across the world, over 100,000 copies of this "Special Edition" of the New York Times were handed out in Manhattan by hundreds of volunteers. Order now this great conversation piece for your coffee table, read it on the subway and raise eyebrows, or use it as highbrow kitty litter.
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The Yes Men (2004) - DVD...$20.00

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 With poker-faced impersonation as their weapon, and World Trade Organization officials as their target, the Yes Men pull off one bold prank after another in an effort to raise political consciousness. And when their outrageous stunts are actually swallowed, hook, line and sinker the Yes Men must up the satirical ante and push the art of public spectacle to hilarious new heights!
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The Yes Men (book)- Signed by the authors...$14.95

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 Not only do the Yes Men punk powerful corporations, and make films about it, they also write books (or, a book)! This book is the companion book to The Yes Men (2004), the United Artists documentary that followed Andy and Mike as they impersonated the World Trade Organization on TV and at business conferences around the world. Delighted to speak as the organization they oppose, Andy and Mike tried out every shock tactic they could think of for their unwitting audiences. Weirdly, the experts never noticed the joke and seemed to agree with every terrible idea they came up with. The book is richly illustrated in full color throughout, featuring photographs of Mike and Andy getting deeper and deeper into their assumed identities. Also liberally dispensed are many of the hilarious e-mail exchanges between the Yes Men and various officials and individuals around the world who have asked their advice on issues of world trade.

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Buy The Yes Men (2004) DVD, The Yes Men Book, and 2 NYT papers...$50.00

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KEEP IT SLICK: Infiltrating Capitalism with The Yes Men
CATALOG + ACTIVITY BOOK ...$12.00

The Miller Gallery and The Feldman Gallery are pleased to announce our new Yes Men activity book and exhibition catalog, Keep It Slick: Infiltrating Capitalism with The Yes Men. The publication features essays, an interview, a poster, projects, full-color illustrations, and activity items including Build Your Own SurvivaBall, Make Your Own Press Passes, How Identity Correction Works, and How To Be A Yes Man. Contributors include John Byrne, Amy Goodman and Juan Gonzalez of Democracy Now!, Mack McFarland, Laura Sillars, Astria Suparak, and The Yes Men. Keep It Slick (2009), was created in connection with the touring survey exhibition and is published by Columbia College Chicago, Miller Gallery at Carnegie Mellon University, and Feldman Gallery at Pacific Northwest College of Art.

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The Yes Men Fix The World Movie Poster...$20.00

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The Yes Men Fix the World Film Poster...$20.00

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Limited edition Reggie ...$100.00

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 "It's people, it really is." Thus spoke Reggie, an Exxon janitor who died before his time as a result of cleaning up a toxic spill. A gentle man with a desire to see his legacy live on, Reggie donated his body to science, so that it would contribute to the beta version of Vivoleum, a new renewable fuel harvested from the abundant flesh of those felled by climate calamity. The product was debuted at GO-EXPO, Canada's largest oil conference, in 2007, to a rapt audience. Yet it was not until the video of the funerary observance was played, and the strange smell of burning Vivoleum wafted though the room, that some began to suspect that all was not well at GO-EXPO. "Vivoleum works in perfect synergy with the continued expansion of fossil fuel production," noted "Exxon rep" "Florian Osenberg" (Yes Man Mike Bonanno). "With more fossil fuels comes a greater chance of disaster, but that means more feedstock for Vivoleum. Fuel will continue to flow for those of us left."

20% binders and fillers, 80% recycled humans, 100% eco friendly . the energy of tomorrow is here today. Let Reggie be the candle at your next romantic dinner, your local climate change denier rally, or as stock in your bomb shelter. This limited edition Vivoleum candle is the perfect accoutrement to light up that special occasion.
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Survivaball: Couture for Climate Calamity. Extremely Limited Edition...$10,000.00

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 The one, the only, the infamous- the Survivaball. Your one-stop climate catastrophe survival suit is now available in a special "commoners" edition in limited quantities. Life and limb were risked in order to pillage a few balls from the super-secret sweat shops of corporate CEO's in order to offer it to those who will otherwise be wiped away by climate disaster. The X7 model features sustainable power generation, waste reclassification, temperature modulation, advanced weapons systems, social aggregation capabilities, and more. Can be used against the impending doom of flood, monsoon, famine, heat, snow, rising sea levels, traffic, your neighbor's angry dog, the creepy guy at work who always hits on you, syphillis, and in-laws. Also makes for a great party costume! Rest assured hanging in our balls will keep you safe for the future. Survival is sexy!
Ships in January after used in major climate offensive at December Climate Treaty in Copenhagen. May come with slight battle scars.
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VIVOLEUM: ENERGY SOLUTION FOR A NEW ERA

The National Petroleum Council (NPC) was wowed by an innovative new approach to sustainable energy proposed by ExxonMobil.

During GO-EXPO, Canada's largest oil conference, held at Stampede Park in Calgary, Alberta, an ExxonMobil representative unveiled VIVOLEUM.

The oilmen listened to the lecture with attention, and then lit "commemorative candles" made of Vivoleum obtained from the flesh of an "Exxon janitor" who died as a result of cleaning up a toxic spill.

The representative explained: "Without oil we could no longer produce or transport food, and most of humanity would starve. That would be a tragedy, but at least all those bodies could be turned into fuel for the rest of us."

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