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Free Cocaine (1986-88) Double Vinyl - Blue Vinyl...$25.00
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Free Cocaine (1986-88) Double Vinyl - Green Vinyl...$25.00
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Free Cocaine (1986-88) Double Vinyl - Orange Vinyl...$25.00
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Free Cocaine (1986-88) Double Vinyl - Red Vinyl...$25.00
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Red Vinyl
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Free Cocaine (1986-88) Double Vinyl ...$20.00
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Track Listing
01. Free Cocaine
02. Dead Brides In White
03. Let's Get Pregnant
04. Fukking Life
05. Eat You To Survive
06. She's Dead
07. I'm In A Head
08. Nobody Likes Me
09. Hurricane Fighter Plane
10. Lesbian Nun
11. I Wanna Kill Your Boyfriend
12. Sit On My Face
13. That's Rock'N'Roll
14. I'm A Man
15. Strange Movies
16. Eat You To Survive
17. It's Your Party (Die If You Want To)
18. Fukkin Life
19. Free Cocaine
20. Dead Brides In White
21. Let's Get Pregnant
22. I'm In A Head
23. Untitled
24. Motherfukker
25. She's Dead
26. Fukkhead
27. Fuck So Good
28. Real Creepy
29. Hate Street
30. Crawl
31. I'm Not Talking
32. Zap Gun
33. Don't Feel Alright
34. The Creep
35. Andy's Poem
36. Fukking Life (Alternate)
37. Sit On My Face (Alternate)
38. I Wanna Kill Your Boyfriend (Alternate)
39. Fukkhead (Alternate)
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Lick It (1986-88) Double Vinyl...$20.00
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Track Listing
01. Lick It
02. In And Out
03. Oozle
04. Don't Love Me
05. Monday Blues
06. Mined Expanders
07. I'm A Living Sickness
08. College Town
09. Be A Caveman
10. Get Out Of My Life
11. Eat My Dinner
12. Queen Of The Surf
13. Love Gestapo
14. Nothing
15. Underwater
16. Nobody Spoil My Fun
17. I'm A Liar
18. Wind Blows Your Hair
19. Chocolate River
20. 13 Stories High
21. When I Needed You
22. Stop And Listen
23. You Need Love
24. Mad And Kinda Sad
25. Brand New Cadillac
26. Love Makes Me A Monster
27. Average Dick
28. Every Night
29. Schizophrenic X-Mas
30. Mommy Daddy
31. Love Makes Me A Monster (Alternate)
32. I Hate Girls
33. Leave Your Mouth At Home
34. Suburban Nightmare
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Dwarves/Svetlanas 7 Inch Split...$10.00
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White Vinyl
Side A: Dwarves - You Got Nothing
Side B: Svetlanas - Fucking Retard
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Fun To Try 7 Inch Vinyl...$20.00
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VERY LIMITED and Autographed!
1 song from the Dwarves Invented Rock & Roll, 1 Remix from the Dwarves Invented Rock & Roll and 1 extra track.
Sluts of the USA (Remix)
Got Them Saints
Fun To Try

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How To Win Friends And Influence People Vinyl...$15.00
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Colored Vinyl!
Track Listing
1. Intro
2. Dominator
3. Way Out
4. Let’s Fuck
5. Anybody Out There?
6. Astroboy
7. Fuck You Up And Get High
8. Follow Me
9. Saturday Night
10. Act Like You Know
11. Speed Demon
12. Satan
13. Fuck 'Em All
14. Drugstore
15. Detention Girl
16. Dairy Queen
17. Surfing The Intercourse Barn
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Svetlanas featuring Blag Dahlia: Revenge 7 Inch Vinyl...$10.00
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Gentleman Blag 7 Inch Vinyl: AUTOGRAPHED!...$10.00
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Track Listing
1. Side A Gentleman Blag/Trisexual*
2. Side B Kings of the World/Stuck in the Void*
*unreleased- does not appear on Dwarves Invented Rock & Roll LP
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The Dwarves Invented Rock n Roll Vinyl LP...$18.00
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The Dwarves Invented Rock & Roll LP in all it's vinyl glory.

Track Listing
1) Hate Rock
2) Bleed Alright
3) Trailer Trash
4) Kings of The World
5) Fiction
6) Sluts of The USA
7) Gentleman Blag
8) Irresistible
9) Armageddon Party
10) Get Up & Get High
11) Dead On The Floor
12) Fun To Try
13) Here I Am
14) Anything You Want
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Fuck You Up and Get Live Picture Disc Vinyl: AUTOGRAPHED!...$30.00
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Fuck You Up And Get Live 11" Picture Disc Vinyl LP & FREE DVD including the entire show, fan footage and music videos like "We Must Have Blood", "Bleed On", "Over You", "Pimp" and "Way Out" as well asalternate camera angles of the show.

Dwarves live performance NYC 2004 picture disc LP includes-
Track Listing
1. Dominator
2. FEFU
3. I Will Deny
4. Everybody's Girl
5. Relentless
6. Salt Lake City
7. Anybody Out There
8. Over You
9. You Gotta Burn
10. Act Like You Know
11. Back Seat Of My Car
12. Detention Girl
13. Astro Boy
14. We Must Have Blood
15. Unrepentant

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The Dwarves Are Younger and Even Better Looking Double Vinyl...$18.00
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The Dwarves best record is back and better than ever! Recess Records and Greedy Media have joined forces to reprint the Dwarves seminal disc that includes classics like 'Everybodies Girl', 'One Time Only', 'We Must Have Blood' and 'You Gotta Burn'. But the action does not stop there.
This special gatefold double LP contains over 40 minutes of never before heard and super rare material from the era. A live radio show and unreleased studio recordings showcase a lineup that included Blag the Ripper, HeWhoCanNotbeNamed, Nick Oliveri and many more. Also includes B-sides, bonus tracks and Blag Dahlia's entire solo record. Most important there are more classic photos of the naked skater chicks!
This is a must have collection for any fan of the Dwarves and the chaotic, genre defying music they make. The Dwarves Are Younger & Even Better Looking!

Track Listing
Record 1
Side 1
1 Unrepentant 02:14
2 We Must Have Blood 02:15
3 I Will Deny 01:39
4 Demonica 01:57
5 Everybodies Girl 02:42
6 Throw That World Away 01:34

Side 2
7 Hits 01:13
8 The Ballad Of Vadge Moore 01:33
9 One Time Only 01:30
10 Pimp 01:06
11 The Crucifixion Is Now 01:11
12 You Gotta Burn 03:42
13 The Dwarves Are Young and Good Looking 00:45

Record 2
Side 1
1 Let's Take A Ride 01:33
2 The Wicked 01:53
3 Haunt Me 02:51
4 Theme From The Vicelords 01:51
5 Star 69- A Million Miles 03:20
6 Ask Me Why 01:54
7 Come Gunnin 02:23
8 Lord of the Road 03:32
9 One Time Only (Alt Version) 01:48
10 Throw That Girl Away 01:38

Side 2
11 Unrepentant Theme Intro Radio 97 02:26
12 We Must Have Blood Radio 97 01:56
13 Everybodies Girl Radio 97 01:59
14 Demonica Radio 97 01:48
15 Smack City Radio 97 01:43
16 You Gotta Burn Radio 97 02:58
17 Back Seat Of My Car Radio 97 01:06
18 Dairy Queen Radio 97 02:26
19 Drug Store Radio 97 01:00
20 Fuck Em All Radio 97 01:37
21 I Will Deny Radio 97 01:48
22 Surfing The Intercourse Barn 04:43
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The Dwarves Must Die (Redux)- 12 Inch Vinyl: AUTOGRAPHED!...$13.00
This reissue contains 2 bonus tracks!

Track Listing
1. Bleed On
2. FEFU
3. Salt Lake City
4. Dominator
5. Demented
6. Blast
7. Like You Want
8. Relentless
9. Massacre
10. Runaway #2
11. Go!
12. Another Classic
13. Christ on a Mic
14. Downey Junior
15. The Dwarves Must Die
16. Kids Today*
17. Kaotica*

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Dwarves Are Born Again Vinyl w/ Bonus DVD: AUTOGRAPHED!...$18.00
25 years in the making the Dwarves Are Born Again features heroes from throughout the Dwarves saga. Blag the Ripper, HeWhoCanNotBeNamed, Rex Everything, the Fresh Prince of Darkness and a cast of thousands including Vadge Moore and Sgt. Saltpeter from the notorious Blood, Guts and Pussy record return to crush the ears of a desperate public. You get hardcore punk, ear banging pop and everything in between from the long standing masters of all styles. Damaged rock celebrity cameos mix with twisted phone messages and ear splitting noise all delivered with the pomp and circumstance that only the mighty Dwarves can deliver.

Track Listing
1. The Dwarves Are Still The Best Band Ever
2. 15 Minutes
3. Stop Me
4. Looking Out For Number One
5. You'll Never Take Us Alive
6. Bang Up
7. We Only Came To Get High
8. I Masturbate Me
9. It's A Wonderful Life of Sin
10. Happy Birthday Suicide
11. Fake ID
12. Working Class Hole
13. FUTYD
14. Candy Now
15. Do The HeWhoCannotBeNamed
16. Your Girl's Mom
17. Zip Zero
18. The Band That Wouldn't Die
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Blag Dahlia - Metrosexual Man 7 Inch Vinyl: AUTOGRAPHED!...$10.00
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Pink vinyl w/ Neon labels.

Track Listing
A.
1. Metrosexual Man
2. The Simple Life

B.
3. Baby Romaine
4. North of The Border
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We Only Came To Get High 7 inch Vinyl...$20.00
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Side A: We Only Came To Get High
Side B: I'm Not Dead

This is the last of the GLOW IN THE DARK Vinyl!
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Get The Hater - 12 Inch Vinyl: AUTOGRAPHED!...$15.00
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Blag the Ripper busts a beat and a bezef with DJ Marz and Luke Sick on this unrepentantly profane release. Not to mention the cover art...
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Are Younger and Even Better Looking CD...$14.00
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Track Listing
01. Unrepentant
02. We Must Have Blood
03. I Will Deny
04. Demonica
05. Everybodies Girl
06. Throw That World Away
07. Hits
08. The Ballad Of Vadge Moore
09. One Time Only
10. Pimp
11. The Crucifixion Is Now
12. You Gotta Burn
13. The Dwarves Are Young and Good Looking
14. Let's Take A Ride
15. The Wicked
16. Haunt Me
17. Theme From The Vicelords
18. Star 69- A Million Miles
19. Ask Me Why
20. Come Gunnin
21. Lord of the Road
22. One Time Only
23. Throw That Girl Away
24. Unrepentant Intro (Radio 97)
25. We Must Have Blood (Radio 97)
26. Everybodies Girl (Radio 97)
27. Demonica (Radio 97)
28. Smack City (Radio 97)
29. You Gotta Burn (Radio 97)
30. Back Seat Of My Car (Radio 97)
31. Dairy Queen (Radio 97)
32. Drug Store (Radio 97)
33. Fuck Em All (Radio 97)
34. I Will Deny (Radio 97)
35. Surfing The Intercourse Barn
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Free Cocaine (1986-88) CD...$14.00
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Track Listing
01. Free Cocaine
02. Dead Brides In White
03. Let's Get Pregnant
04. Fukking Life
05. Eat You To Survive
06. She's Dead
07. I'm In A Head
08. Nobody Likes Me
09. Hurricane Fighter Plane
10. Lesbian Nun
11. I Wanna Kill Your Boyfriend
12. Sit On My Face
13. That's Rock'N'Roll
14. I'm A Man
15. Strange Movies
16. Eat You To Survive
17. It's Your Party (Die If You Want To)
18. Fukkin Life
19. Free Cocaine
20. Dead Brides In White
21. Let's Get Pregnant
22. I'm In A Head
23. Untitled
24. Motherfukker
25. She's Dead
26. Fukkhead
27. Fuck So Good
28. Real Creepy
29. Hate Street
30. Crawl
31. I'm Not Talking
32. Zap Gun
33. Don't Feel Alright
34. The Creep
35. Andy's Poem
36. Fukking Life (Alternate)
37. Sit On My Face (Alternate)
38. I Wanna Kill Your Boyfriend (Alternate)
39. Fukkhead (Alternate)
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How To Win Friends And Influence People CD: AUTOGRAPHED...$12.00
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Track Listing
1. Intro
2. Dominator
3. Way Out
4. Let’s Fuck
5. Anybody Out There?
6. Astroboy
7. Fuck You Up And Get High
8. Follow Me
9. Saturday Night
10. Act Like You Know
11. Speed Demon
12. Satan
13. Fuck 'Em All
14. Drugstore
15. Detention Girl
16. Dairy Queen
17. Surfing The Intercourse Barn
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Lick It (1986-88) CD...$14.00
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Track Listing
01. Lick It
02. In And Out
03. Oozle
04. Don't Love Me
05. Monday Blues
06. Mined Expanders
07. I'm A Living Sickness
08. College Town
09. Be A Caveman
10. Get Out Of My Life
11. Eat My Dinner
12. Queen Of The Surf
13. Love Gestapo
14. Nothing
15. Underwater
16. Nobody Spoil My Fun
17. I'm A Liar
18. Wind Blows Your Hair
19. Chocolate River
20. 13 Stories High
21. When I Needed You
22. Stop And Listen
23. You Need Love
24. Mad And Kinda Sad
25. Brand New Cadillac
26. Love Makes Me A Monster
27. Average Dick
28. Every Night
29. Schizophrenic X-Mas
30. Mommy Daddy
31. Love Makes Me A Monster (Alternate)
32. I Hate Girls
33. Leave Your Mouth At Home
34. Suburban Nightmare
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Penetration Moon CD...$14.00
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Track Listing
01. Sluts In The City
02. LA
03. A Fifth A Day
04. Real Wild Child
05. Frankenstein
06. Life of Crime
07. I'm Trash
08. Take A Chance
09. Caught With The Meat
10. All Around Man
11. Bazooka
12. Modern World
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Radio Free CD: AUTOGRAPHED...$12.00
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Track Listing
1. You'll Never Take Us Alive
2. Drug Store
3. Act Like You Know
4. Looking Out For Number One
5. That's Not My (FEFU)
6. The Dominator
7. Salt Lake City
8. Another Classic
9. Astro Boy
10. Like You Want
11. I Will Deny (Acoustic Fan Cover)
12. FEFU (Acoustic Fan Cover)
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The Dwarves Invented Rock n Roll CD: AUTOGRAPHED!...$18.00
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Track Listing
1) Hate Rock
2) Bleed Alright
3) Trailer Trash
4) Kings of The World
5) Fiction
6) Sluts of The USA
7) Gentleman Blag
8) Irresistible
9) Armageddon Party
10) Get Up & Get High
11) Dead On The Floor
12) Fun To Try
13) Here I Am
14) Anything You Want
CD BONUS TRACKS
15) Unpredictable
16) Hate Rock (Clean)
17) Sluts of the USA (Instrumental)
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Dwarves Are Born Again CD w/ Bonus DVD: AUTOGRAPHED!...$15.00
25 years in the making the Dwarves Are Born Again features heroes from throughout the Dwarves saga. Blag the Ripper, HeWhoCanNotBeNamed, Rex Everything, the Fresh Prince of Darkness and a cast of thousands including Vadge Moore and Sgt. Saltpeter from the notorious Blood, Guts and Pussy record return to crush the ears of a desperate public. You get hardcore punk, ear banging pop and everything in between from the long standing masters of all styles. Damaged rock celebrity cameos mix with twisted phone messages and ear splitting noise all delivered with the pomp and circumstance that only the mighty Dwarves can deliver.

Track Listing
1. The Dwarves Are Still The Best Band Ever
2. 15 Minutes
3. Stop Me
4. Looking Out For Number One
5. You'll Never Take Us Alive
6. Bang Up
7. We Only Came To Get High
8. I Masturbate Me
9. It's A Wonderful Life of Sin
10. Happy Birthday Suicide
11. Fake ID
12. Working Class Hole
13. FUTYD
14. Candy Now
15. Do The HeWhoCannotBeNamed
16. Your Girl's Mom
17. Zip Zero
18. The Band That Wouldn't Die
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Dwarves Must Die Redux: AUTOGRAPHED!...$12.00
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Contains 2 bonus tracks!

Track Listing
1. Bleed On
2. FEFU
3. Salt Lake City
4. Dominator
5. Demented
6. Blast
7. Like You Want
8. Relentless
9. Massacre
10. Runaway #2
11. Go!
12. Another Classic
13. Christ on a Mic
14. Downey Junior
15. The Dwarves Must Die
16. Kids Today*
17. Kaotica*
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HeWhoCannotBeNamed: Sunday School Massacre: AUTOGRAPHED!...$12.00
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Track Listing
1. Happy Suicide
2. Machine Boy
3. Medication
4. Superhero
5. Duct Tape Love
6. Hate Song
7. Toxine
8. Sinister Sal
9. Wake Up
10. Daddy is Dead
11. Bill Vs. The Gnomes
12. Motorboating
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Nina...And Other Delights: AUTOGRAPHED!...$10.00
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Detroit modern artist Niagara's work graces the package, which serves up 14 pieces of pissed-off pie -- including excerpts from his latest novel NINA (Scapegoat Publishing). Click on inset image above for track listing.

(a production of GREEDY and MVD Audio, 2006)
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DVDs
Fuck You Up and Get Live: AUTOGRAPHED!...$20.00
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In 2005 Music Video Distributors served up the first official Dwarves DVD release, sweetly dubbed FUCK YOU UP AND GET LIVE!

This must-have DVD brings you an entire set of chaos filmed at NYC's Continental Club in late 2004, plus bonus music videos never before available in one package. (Click on inset image above left for track listing.)

This is a slick joint -- well shot with multiple cameras, pro editing and slick sound, it does not disappoint. Finally, everyone can enjoy a great Dwarves show at home, without threat of grevious bodily harm!
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Cassettes
Radio Free Cassette: AUTOGRAPHED...$10.00
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The Dwarves Invented Rock n Roll Cassette...$8.00
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