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Dwarves Must Die Redux...$9.99

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Contains 2 bonus tracks!

Track Listing
1. Bleed On
2. FEFU
3. Salt Lake City
4. Dominator
5. Demented
6. Blast
7. Like You Want
8. Relentless
9. Massacre
10. Runaway #2
11. Go!
12. Another Classic
13. Christ on a Mic
14. Downey Junior
15. The Dwarves Must Die
16. Kids Today*
17. Kaotica*

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Candy Now...$7.99

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Dwarves frontman Blag Dahlia's new project Candy Now! combines 60s garage and 70s pop with warped country and novelty songs to create an imaginary soundtrack to the David Lynch movie in your mind. Producer Blag Dahlia and chanteuse Angelina Moysov duet like a sick Sonny and Cher. Includes members of the Dwarves, Persephone's Bees, Urge Overkill and Honeycut. Predestined to become an instant classic, this CD is available now!

The Candy Now! CD is on BEZF records -- a division of GREEDY -- and is manufactured and distributed by MVD.

TRACK LISTING: Everloving You, Alice, Bachelorette, Take Me to Your Leader, Waiting Here for You, On Your Side, Revolving, When You Were Mine, I Think Your Boyfriend's Dead And I Love You, Do What You Wanna, He Who Laughs Last, Bitch I Love You

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The Dwarves Must Die CD...$9.99

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Track Listing
1. Bleed On
2. FEFU
3. Salt Lake City
4. Dominator
5. Demented
6. Blast
7. Like You Want
8. Relentless
9. Massacre
10. Runaway #2
11. Go!
12. Another Classic
13. Christ on a Mic
14. Downey Junior
15. The Dwarves Must Die

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Nina...And Other Delights...$6.66

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It's the perfect aural accessory to the rock legend's second novel -- Nina...And Other Delights: A Spoken Word & Musical Recording by Blag Dahlia.

Detroit modern artist Niagara's work graces the package, which serves up 14 pieces of pissed-off pie -- including excerpts from his latest novel NINA (Scapegoat Publishing). Click on inset image above for track listing.

(a production of GREEDY and MVD Audio, 2006)

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The Dwarves Come Clean...$7.99

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Blasting into the 21st Century with tracks including Over You, Way Out and Act Like You Know. Cover courtesy of great rock photographer Michael Lavine, paying homage to the classic BG&P cover.

For complete track listing click on inset image at left.

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Thank Heaven For Little Girls/ Sugarfix...$7.99

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The THANK HEAVEN/SUGARFIX CD brings you both albums in their entirety, plus two bonus tracks not included on the original releases. Yup, two classic DWARVES albums on a single CD for the price of one...it's a steal.

Tracks include: Speed Demon, Dairy Queen, Blag the Ripper, Anybody Out There and Smack City (click on inset image above for complete track listing)

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Blood Guts & Pussy...$7.99

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In 1989 Seattle sound-master Jack Endino took a break from the smack and flannel crowd, serving up a fuzzy savage beast of a record in under 20 minutes.

Since its 1990 release BLOOD GUTS has shocked and delighted even the most jaded punk and "alternative" rockers. From the infamous cover shot but legendary photog Michael Levine of bloody babes and real-life dwarf Bobby Faust to the unprintable song titles, the DWARVES had arrived and were taking no prisoners.

The stellar lineup -- Blag Jesus, Salt Peter, Vadge Moore and HeWhoCannotBeNamed -- kicks out the jams (and your boyfriends) with "Back Seat of My Car," "Detention Girl," "F**k You Up and Get High" and "Astro Boy."

FOR COMPLETE TRACK LISTING, CLICK ON THE INSET IMAGE ABOVE RIGHT.

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Lick It (the psychedelic years)...$7.99

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The Lick It CD is the earliest full-length Dwarves collection. Covering 1983 to 1986, Lick It (the psychedelic years) showcases the band's raw, garagey roots -- quite a contrast to their later slick-as-they-wanna-be sound.

Lick It has a whopping 34 tracks -- described in the liner notes as "all by the Dwarves (except the ones that aren't)." The sleazefest includes I'm A Living Sickness, Be A Caveman and Love Gestapo. Click on small inset image above for complete track listing.

Thanks to Recess Records for making this CD possible.

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DVDs

FEFU: The DVD...$9.99

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Hotter than HeWho and dripping with gore, this DVD serves up sex 'n sleaze like only the DWARVES can! You get the XXX-rated FEFU music video directed by Bob Sexton (the auteur behind the Salt Lake City and Over You videos), plus behind-the-scenes action at the video shoot featuring a bevy of Suicide Girls and other badass beauties. It's nearly 2 hours of violence, nudity and never-before-seen vintage DWARVES footage you can't get anywhere else.

Total running time: 109 sick minutes

FEFU video directed by BOB SEXTON

Manufactured by MVD, 2006

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Fuck You Up and Get Live...$9.99

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In 2005 Music Video Distributors served up the first official Dwarves DVD release, sweetly dubbed FUCK YOU UP AND GET LIVE!

This must-have DVD brings you an entire set of chaos filmed at NYC's Continental Club in late 2004, plus bonus music videos never before available in one package. (Click on inset image above left for track listing.)

This is a slick joint -- well shot with multiple cameras, pro editing and slick sound, it does not disappoint. Finally, everyone can enjoy a great Dwarves show at home, without threat of grevious bodily harm!

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Vinyl

Toolin' For A Warm Teabag - 12 Inch Vinyl (Modern Reprint)...$6.66

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Track Listing
1. Eat You To Survive
2. It's Your Party
3. (Die IF You Want To)
4. Fukking Life
5. Free Cocaine
6. Dead Brides In White
7. Let's Get Pregnant
8. I'm In A Head

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The Dwarves Must Remix EP: 12 Inch Vinyl...$6.66

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Side A
1. FEFU (edit)
2. Kids Today

Side B
1. Massacre (edit)
2. Christ On A Mic (inst.)
3. Head Right Re-Mix

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Candy Now vs. Stacey Dee 10 Inch Vinyl...$19.99

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Super limited import 10 Inch with deluxe color cover.

Includes 2 songs from the Candy Now! cd and an unreleased duet between Angelina Moysov and Nash Kato of Urge Overkill. The flip side is the debut record from pop punk sensation Stacey Dee, produced by Blag and Bradley Cook. Strictly limited edition, get them quick before they are all gone.

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Dwarves/ Royce Cracker - 7 Inch Vinyl...$9.99

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SIDE A: THE DWARVES - Speed Demon (live), Tweek

SIDE B: ROYCE CRACKER - Doin' Watcha Say (feat. Rex Everything, vocals), Meth Stop Calling, Who Put the Methamphetamine in Mr. Everything? (feat. Blag Dahlia, vocals)

This speedy split single--new and xxxtremely limited from our pals at Zodiac Killer Records--features two rare DWARVES tracks and three by Blag's buddy in badness, ROYCE CRACKER.

The songs and packaging salute the ups and downs of a certain crystalline substance close to all our rapidly beating hearts. From the missing teeth on the Nelson family to the colorful insert, the art cranks it up a notch and while supplies last, they come with a little bag of rock...candy! (Sorry, due to potential customs issues we cannot include the baggie for international customers. Yeah, it's candy but do you really want to explain that to a customs official? Neither do we!)

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The Dwarves Must Die - 12 Inch Vinyl...$9.99

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Toolin' For A Warm Teabag - 12 Inch Vinyl (Original 80's Print)...$14.99

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Dwarves/Turbo ACs - German 7 Inch Vinyl...$9.99

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Germany's No Balls Records brings you this limited edition 45rpm single with "Bleed On" by the DWARVES on the A-side and the Turbo A.C.'s "Turbonaut" on the B-side. This 7-inch is a small run pressed on jizz-colored vinyl. Lovely cover models Szandora LaVey and Trish Ward were photographed by Amelia G./Forrest Black and David Perry, respectively.

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Get The Hater - 12 Inch Vinyl...$9.99

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Rare & Out of Print!

Blag the Ripper busts a beat and a bezef with DJ Marz and Luke Sick on this unrepentently profane release. Not to mention the cover art....

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Dwarves/ Blag Dahlia - 10 Inch Vinyl...$19.99

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Side A/ Dwarves: Dominator, Salt Lake City, Like You Want, Another Classic, Astroboy

Side B/ Blag Dahlia: Drinking Up Christmas, Big Balls, The KKK Took My Baby Away, Metrosexual Man, This Jihad (live 2006), My Girls Pussy (live 2006)

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Books

Blag Dahlia's Nina (novel)...$9.99

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Rock legend Blag Dahlia's second novel NINA "is the story of a young girl coming of age with no apologies. With a cover by pop artist Niagara, this ambitions comedy entertains and outrages with each turn of the page."

Like the author's infamous band the DWARVES, "Nina gives as good as she gets, spanning the USA in search of cheap thrills and black lipstick." Click on inset image to see back cover.

(Quotes courtesy of Scapegoat Publishing)

MODEL: Szandora

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Armed To The Teeth With Lipstick (novel)...$19.99

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Words by Blag Dahlia...illustrations by the late "Mad" Marc Rude. Hardcore noir drama and art--visceral, virile, vicious. This book is out of print.

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